Is Morphings Time! is a video made by Brandon Rogers.
[A screen shows the word "Detention", and below it, it says "2:59"]
[The scene cuts to Ignacio and Sebastian in Detention]
Ignacio: Dude, let's get out of here, man.
Sebastian: (Quietly) Shh! Dude, we're in detention, we have to behave!
Ignacio: (Quietly) This is stupid...
[The bell rings, ending detention]
Sebastian: Yeah! Fuck this place! (Uses a chair to knock down the other ones)
[The scene cuts to the both outside, but still on the school property]
Ignacio: Yeah, school is for losers!
Sebastian: Yeah, we're too tough for school!
[The scene cuts to the 2 near a door]
Sebastian: Dude, this is Mrs. Gunsten's classroom!
This is for my D-! (Has diarrhea on the classroom door)
[The scene cuts to them near some trees]
Ignacio: Hey, man, look what I found! (Holds up a ciggarette)
Sebastian: (Smacks it out og his hand) Get that out of here, we're like, 7, or something!
Ignacio: Oh, I'm sorry, man.
[The scene cuts to the playground]
Sebastian: Don't move, you've got a ladybug on your shoulder.
[The ladybug flies away]
Ignacio: There it goes~
[The camera switches to Randy and his gang]
Randy: Hey, losers, you got that fre-freaking five dollars that you owe us?
Sebastian: Back off, Randy, your mom doesn't even love you!
Ignacio: Yeah, your mother's a loser.
2 kids in the gang: We're gonna kick your ass!
Sebastian: Yeah? Well, you'll have to find it first, shitheads!
[The children, excluding Randy, tackle Sebastian while screaming]
[Ignacio looks over to Randy, and Randy grabs his face]
Randy: At least I have a mom, you little shitpump!
Ignacio: Man, too far! (Randy punches Ignacio's face)
[The screen shows 3 short clips of the children beating up Sebastian]
Ignacio: Sebastian, defend yourself!
[The scene cuts to Ignacio and Sebastian in a tub, while Sebastian is crying]
Sebastian: (Choked up) Dude, we should run away from home, man!
Ignacio: No, man, we don't have to run away! I created my own reality!
Sebastian: W-what do you mean by that, dude?!
Ignacio: Come on, man, check it out! (Gets out of the tub and starts walking towards the fort)
Sebastian: Okay, hold on! (Tries to grab hold of the shower curtain to get up, but rips it)
Ignacio: Watch your step, there's Legos everywhere.
Sebastian: (Comes out of the room, crying, and falls on the floor) Ow!
Ignacio: Don't stain the carpet! (Opens the curtain/door to the fort)
It's my secret little place. You see, man? It's magical in here!
Sebastian: Dude, we could have our own time zone in here!
Ignacio: Man, what time is it?
Sebastian: Um, It's quarter-past fun time! We're late!
[Sebastian and Ignacio are playing with a toy deer and toy ambulance]
Ignacio: My galloping little hoof. [Makes the toy deer strut around]
[Sebastian's toy ambulance crashes into it]
Ignacio: Oh deer!
Sebbastian: Watch where you're going, lady!
Ignacio: At least I got hit by an ambulance.
Sebastian: The irony is, you don't have full medical coverage.
Ignacio: Oh man, that's crazy, man.
[Cuts to Sebastian at a cash register and Ignacio as, still, a deer]
Sebastian: The total for the silver plan will be 1 million dollars.
Ignacio: But I can't afford it!
Sebastian: Well then, my deer, you shouldn't have gotten cancer.
[Ignacio's dad lifts a flap of the fort and interrupts]
Ignacio's Dad: What are you guys doing? You're being too loud!
Sebastian: Oh, hi, Ignacio's dad, uh, [In Spanish, with subtitles] Could you please get the fuck out?
[Ignacio's dad gets offended, takes off his belt, and starts yelling]
Sebastian: Shit! It's now quarter-past let's get the hell out!
[Cuts to the 2 at a forest]
Sebastian: Dude, we should run away from home for real, man!
Ignacio: Man, we can't survive out here!
Sebastian: 1 step ahead of you, I packed all these snacks! (Shows his backpack, which is full of snacks)
Ignacio: Man, you've got no money!
Sebastian: But I've got sneaky fingers.
Ignacio: Man, we could survive for weeks on this!
[Cuts to 30 minutes later, and the 2 are sitting near a tree, crying]
Sebastian: We just ate all the snacks, man!
Ignacio: Man, I wanna go home!
[Both of them cry]
Ignacio: Dude, we won't ever find shelter again!
Sebastian: Dude, you might be wrong! (Points to a temple)
[Sebastian and Ignacio run towards it]
Sebastian: Hello? We're 2 little brown boys in search of shelter!
We're, like, 5 years old, man!
(Knocking on the wall) The building is make of some type of material.
Ignacio: What type, man?
Sebastian: I don't know man, it's like a cardboard or something hard.
Sebastian: (Points down at 2 Power Morphers) Fuck!
Look, they're Power Morphers, do you know what these do?
Sebastian: They turn anyone they touch into a Power Ranger.
Ignacio: What? Man, you're lying to me.
Ignacio: The most unbelieveable lie you're telling me.
Ignacio: Every day, you're telling me things that aren't true.
Sebastian: Okay, take one, it's time to morph.
[A scene identical to a Power Ranger Morphing scene shows, but with Sebastian in it]
Sebastian: It's Morphing Time, man!
[Cut back to the forest]
Dude, I'm the red ranger!
Ignacio: (Looks down, revealing him to be the Pink Ranger) Man, the pink is on me.
Sebastian: Well, when you're done bragging, I'd like to fight crime, please.
[Cut back to the playground with Randy's gang. Note that Randy isn't there]
A kid in the gang: What the hell do you guys want?
[Sebastian punches him in the face, and the kid starts crying]
[Sebastian starts to beat up Randy's gang, person by person]
Sebastian: Power Rangers!
Ignacio: (Says something in Spanish and punches the only girl there)
Let's go get the leader.
[Cuts to Randy and his family having dinner]
Randy's mom: So, Randy, did you bully any good kids today?
Randy: Yeah, I called some kid a fag, I took a girl's wheelchair, and I best the SHIT out of those 2 kids that owe me money.
Randy's dad: Oh, that's good,
The mom and dad: but you can always do better!
[Cuts to Sebastian and Ignacio outside of Randy's house]
Sebastian: Dude, this neighborhood smells like white privledge.
Ignacio: Yeah, they're probably in there reading books or something.
Sebastian: Let's go kick their assholes.
Ignacio: Yeah, let's do this.
[Sebastian and Ignacio open a glass door, and interrupts the family's dinner]
Sebastian: Power Rangers! (Punches Randy's dad from the side)
[Ignacio makes a finger hun, and, surprisingly, shoots and kills Randy's dad]
Randy's mom: (Tries to shake him awake) Robert! Robert!
[Sebastian shoots Randy's mom]
[Randy tries to run, but Sebastian tackles him]
Randy: Who the fuck are you guys?!
Sebastian: We are the Power Rangers, and we only use our weapons for defense.
[Sebastian shoots inside of Randy's moth, making blood squirt a his face. The word "Radical shows on the screen, followed by a guitar riff]
[Cut to the arcade]
Sebastian: All right, man, time to put these powers to good use!
[Ignacio looks at Deisel and Kevin, who, obviously, are kissing]
Ignacio: Dude, man, that man is attacking that other man!
Ignacio: Let's go save him!
[Sebastian pulls Diesel off and punches him]
Kevin: That was my boyfriend.
Sebastian: No thanks nessescary, now just give us these tickets.
[Sebastian attempts to take the tickets, but Kevin takes them back, so Sebastian punches Kevin and takes the tickets]
[Cuts to a flat, clear area of land]
Dude, with all these tickets, we could buy a house!
Ignacio: Man, let's buy a treehouse.
Sebastian: That's very smart of you, Ignacio.
[Ignacio looks over to Sharita Repulsa, who appears from behind a hill]
Sharita: Woo! None of these Power Rangers gonna be a bunch a little kids! Now give me back those Morphers, or I'll suck your dick up your asshole!
[Sharita Repulsa is introduced in a seperate scene]
Well, girl, my name's Sharita Repulsa. I'm an Intergalactic Store Witch.
I had a baby when I was 12. Why? Because I'm evil!
I'm so evil, I smoke ciggarettes! I don't care!
On weekends, I like to work as a parking enforcer. (Putting a parking ticket on a car) I am god damn diabolical!
One time, I stole m neighbors wi-fi.
I don't give a fuck!
[Sharita, while walking on a side walk, takes a wheelchair] Haha!
Sebastian: I hate you more than I hate the grocery store!
Sharita: Bitch, I invented the grocery store!
Empress of Evil, mother fucker.
Sebastian: You'll never have our Morphers, Sharita!
Sharita: Well, I guess that means we're gonna have to fight!
Sebastian: Okay, but let me put this helmet on for safety. (Puts on his helmet)
Sharita: Yeah, safety is important...
Sebastian: All right, let's fight!
[Sebastian lunges towards Sharita and grabs her staff]
Sharita: Oh, shit!
Sebastian: Sometimes, you have to grab justice in the cones!
[He gives Sharita a nipple twist]
Sharita: Ahh, my evil tits!
[She hits Sebastian and he falls on the ground]
Ignacio: Man, what'd you do to my friend?
[Sharita knocks Ignacio down]
Sharita: Bitch, I'm gonna shit in your 3-year old mouth!
Ignacio: Man, we're only like, 2.
[Sebastian grabs Sharita from behind]
Sebastian: You're under arrest for shithead-ism!
Sharita: Bitch, you think you can hold me? I know magic.
[Sharita rips herself out of her clothes, releasing herself. Her vagina is censored with the words "So Evil!"]
Have fun at the grocery store, motherfucker!
[Sharita tries to zap Sebastian with her staff, but he deflects it with his helmet]
More to Come!