Bryce Tankthrust (commonly known as The CEO) is a CEO of a major company, appearing in The CEO, A Day at the Park and Sam does HOLLYWOOD. She is portrayed by Brandon Rogers.



The whole video is shown as an interview. Bryce explains that she didn't become the CEO just by being nice, she went by a surgery to have her heart and ovaries removed in the Summer. She tells her workers to do random jobs for her. She explains to her PA, Donovan that it is time for servicing, by which she means sex. In a taxi, she calls Marshall, and asks why he always sets her up with a Chinese Uber driver, to which the driver eavesdrops on. Bryce calls Donovan, explaining that her son is town, and to schedule a hug in. Bryce explains how the majority of the workers don't work at the company, and just think they do, most likely to save money on pay. Bryce walks into a worker, who is chewing gum, and orders them to spit it out, which she puts in her mouth, then fires them. Timmy runs past while Bryce is on the phone, and steals the phone, Bryce shouts after him. In the taxi, Bryce asks the Chinese Uber driver to 'service' her. Janet, an employee, requests maternity leave, to which Bryce reveals she has meningococcal meningitis but still comes into work. Bryce calls Donovan, claiming to see a squirrel. Bryce drops her phone into a cup of water, and asks if she sounds like a mermaid. In a tree, Bryce explains the squirrel got away. In the taxi, Bryce orders the Chinese Uber driver to pull over, Bryce throws her latte at a poor person, and speeds away. Bryce walks through a fountain. In the meeting room, Bryce explains how the company has gone bankrupt, she pulls out all charity funds and walks to the rooftop where she orders Donovan to meet her on her private island along with weaponry, poetry and a willingness to commit apostasy. As she is preparing to destroy employee records, she discovers a document, excuses herself to Donovan and proceeds to have a stroke. The document shows that she, too, is not an employee.

A Day at the Park

Bryce appears holding a work picnic for her top selling branch, Nightingale Auto-Insurance. She explains that you should start saving for Christmas, Vishalam Rangan starts an argument, Bryce explains how she arranged the picnic, only to receive the company. Jimmy Rustler is pointed out to be within 20 feet of children, and orders him to wear his 'RAPIST' shirt, which sports a distasteful shade of blue. Dorian Ditsen arrives, the two have an argument about who has given the most blowjobs. Kathy jumps onto the table looking for Timmy, and starts beating her with the baby.


Bryce appears at the end of the video when Donovan has been posing as the cameraman, recording every step of Sam's journey. Donovan calls Bryce checking if she got all of the information, Bryce sits with the two agents from the Hollywood agency, and explains that with the video they will get an Emmy.


  • Bryce had her ovaries and heart removed in July.
  • Bryce is not an employee in her own company.
  • Bryce has a son.
  • Bryce hates some things in particular like:
    • Asians
    • Children
    • Homosexuals
    • Poor people
    • Subordinates
    • Co-workers
    • Squirrels
    • Fountains

Memorable Quotes

One percent represent!
— Bryce to a poor person in "The CEO"
Eavesdrop much, lucky strike?
— Bryce to her taxi driver in "The CEO"

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